One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
BILL MAHERIt’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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