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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

Bill Maher

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
BILL MAHER

Click Perspective Reading Religious Software
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
BILL MAHER

Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Build Fly People Plane Progress Religion Stop Thinking
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Ban Bed Myself People Smoking
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
BILL MAHER

Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
BILL MAHER

Love Place War Yourself
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
BILL MAHER

Police Religious Reminder Understand
To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
BILL MAHER

Alive Animal Experiment Father Live Myself People Trade
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
BILL MAHER

Answer Food Health Sick
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
BILL MAHER

Connection Greatness Internet Network
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHER

Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
BILL MAHER

Change Disease Sin

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