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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

Bill Cosby

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex

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