Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYYou are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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