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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

Bill Cosby

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself

You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

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