Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBYYou are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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