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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

Bill Cosby

A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself

You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

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