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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

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