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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

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