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Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

Bill Bailey

American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
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Funny Humor Rocks Whine
Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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Finished Funny Humor Unique
Relaxed Empiricism — I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
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Belief Funny Happened Humor
If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that’s undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.
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Easier Enough Happiness Thinking Undeniable
I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars… I’m not bitter at all.
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Dollars Funny Humor Work
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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Funny Humor Vegetarianism
The so-called Samaritan squirrel, which takes pity on the spider, and then the spider jumps on it and injects the paralyzing venom, while the squirrel remains bafflingly philosophical about the whole thing.
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Bafflingly Jump Paralyzing Philosophical Spider
I tend to go through periods worrying, “Where am I going, I can’t see a way out of this,” and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.
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Quite Sometimes Stressful Way Worry
This shed does not contain me.
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Funny Humor Shed
Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you’re just doing the odd appearance, you don’t know if it will carry on.
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Appearance Gigs Littles Odd Television
There’s more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
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Box Evil Funny Humor Suggestion
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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Laughing Lavender Orange
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
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Funny Humor Outcome Three
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think ‘Oh my God, I’m James Blunt, what have I done?’
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Funny God Morning Sorry
It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.
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Funny Humor Life Outlook
I’m sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
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Funny Humor Meat

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

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