American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
BILL BAILEYWithout the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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Relaxed Empiricism — I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
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If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that’s undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars… I’m not bitter at all.
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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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The so-called Samaritan squirrel, which takes pity on the spider, and then the spider jumps on it and injects the paralyzing venom, while the squirrel remains bafflingly philosophical about the whole thing.
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I tend to go through periods worrying, “Where am I going, I can’t see a way out of this,” and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.
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This shed does not contain me.
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Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you’re just doing the odd appearance, you don’t know if it will carry on.
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There’s more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think ‘Oh my God, I’m James Blunt, what have I done?’
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It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.
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I’m sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
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