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I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

Ben Feldman

Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
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Cost Doing Nothing
The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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Assets Attitude Earning
If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
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Sell
I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
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Home Makeup Morning
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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Problem Procedures
If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time before ‘Mad Men’ explored that area of advertising.
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Looks Mad Men
I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.
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Experiment Fact Fantasy Fiction Knowledge Science
Work hard. Think big. Listen well.
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Big Hard Thinking Work
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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Guy People Thinking
You’ve got a problem. Part of what you own isn’t yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?
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May Problem Uncles
The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.
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Disturbing Interview Keys
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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Careers People Thinking
Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
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Apart Company Seldom Switchboard
Whereas when you go to New York and you audition for plays, you walk out sweaty and intimidated and nervous and doubting yourself as an actor.
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Actor Country Doubt Intimidated Walk
Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.
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Men might Needs
I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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Funny People People Rooms

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