I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
BEN FELDMANYoull have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
More Ben Feldman Quotes
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I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
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The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.
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I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!
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Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.
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Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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Whereas when you go to New York and you audition for plays, you walk out sweaty and intimidated and nervous and doubting yourself as an actor.
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I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.
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When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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You know, a man’s life is the most precious thing in the world, isn’t it? So isn’t it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?
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Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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