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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.

Andy Rooney

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
ANDY ROONEY

Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.

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