My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
ANDY ROONEYIn the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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