The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEYThe 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
ANDY ROONEYSmall daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
ANDY ROONEYI dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
ANDY ROONEYIf you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
ANDY ROONEYFamiliar things are a comfort to us all.
ANDY ROONEYI just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
ANDY ROONEYIf, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
ANDY ROONEYA cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
ANDY ROONEYAge is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
ANDY ROONEYDo I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEY