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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work

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