Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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