The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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