Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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