Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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