My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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