Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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