I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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