I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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