I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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