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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

Andy Rooney

If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself

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