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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

Andy Rooney

Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself

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