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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

Andy Rooney

Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
ANDY ROONEY

Hands Head Rule World Yourself
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
ANDY ROONEY

Better Truth World

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

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