I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
ANDY ROONEYIt would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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