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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work

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