The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
ANDY ROONEYThe biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
ANDY ROONEYIf I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
ANDY ROONEYUnfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEYI’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
ANDY ROONEYI can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
ANDY ROONEYAnyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEYConservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
ANDY ROONEYDo I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYIn the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
ANDY ROONEYHappiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEYOne of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
ANDY ROONEY