I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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