Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEY







