Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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