If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
ANDY ROONEYVegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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