The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
ANDY ROONEYVegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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