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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Andy Rooney

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Goodness People World Yourself
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time

Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

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