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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Andy Rooney

You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk

Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

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