It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
ANDY ROONEYVegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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