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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work

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