Death is a distant rumor to the young.
ANDY ROONEYPeople will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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