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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.

Andy Rooney

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
ANDY ROONEY

Finish Myself Problem Remember
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper

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