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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
ANDY ROONEY

Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEY

Alone Happiness Smile Yourself

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