Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEYMost of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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