Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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