Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYDo I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
ANDY ROONEYVegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
ANDY ROONEYEveryone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
ANDY ROONEYWhen those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
ANDY ROONEYIf dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
ANDY ROONEYCivilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYPeople will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
ANDY ROONEYThe 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY