My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
ANDY ROONEYMy most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
ANDY ROONEYPeople will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEYDeath is a distant rumor to the young.
ANDY ROONEYHalf the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
ANDY ROONEYI’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
ANDY ROONEYVegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEYIt’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
ANDY ROONEYEveryone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
ANDY ROONEYIf you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
ANDY ROONEYWould a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEYHappiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEY