I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
ANDY ROONEYAge is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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