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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

Andy Rooney

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World

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