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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

Andy Rooney

Death is a distant rumor to the young.
ANDY ROONEY

Death Distant One Liner Young
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work

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