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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

Andy Rooney

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
ANDY ROONEY

Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection

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