Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
ANDY ROONEYI just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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