You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEYI just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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