If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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