I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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