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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

Andy Rooney

It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love

I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

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