I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
ANDY ROONEYDeath is a distant rumor to the young.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
ANDY ROONEY







