Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
ANDY ROONEYUnfortunately, propaganda works.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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