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Andy Rooney

I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register

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