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Andy Rooney

Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
ANDY ROONEY

Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEY

One Liner Work
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk

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