I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
ANDY ROONEYI don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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