The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
ANDY ROONEYI don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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