Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYAll economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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