The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
ANDY ROONEYAll economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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