I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEYAll economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
ANDY ROONEY