You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEYWould a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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