I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEYWould a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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