If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
ANDY ROONEYWould a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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