Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
ANDY ROONEYWould a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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