I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
ANDY ROONEYAnyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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