Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
ANDY ROONEYAnyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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