When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
ANDY ROONEYI didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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