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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

Andy Rooney

Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
ANDY ROONEY

Avoid Book Cook Learning
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social

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