Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
ANDY ROONEYGo to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
ANDY ROONEYThe fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYNothing in fine print is ever good news.
ANDY ROONEYOnce you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
ANDY ROONEYIn the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
ANDY ROONEYCivilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
ANDY ROONEYFamiliar things are a comfort to us all.
ANDY ROONEYIt would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
ANDY ROONEYGuns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEYMy most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEYAll economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
ANDY ROONEY