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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

Andy Rooney

Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk

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