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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

Andy Rooney

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
ANDY ROONEY

Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
ANDY ROONEY

End Fast Learning Myself Paper
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
ANDY ROONEY

Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself

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