Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
ANDY ROONEYSooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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