I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
ANDY ROONEYSooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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