Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
ANDY ROONEYLooking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
ANDY ROONEYIf you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEYThe average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
ANDY ROONEYAnyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEYGuns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEYThe great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
ANDY ROONEYUnfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEYCivilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
ANDY ROONEYOnce you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEYAll economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
ANDY ROONEYNever trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
ANDY ROONEYGo to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
ANDY ROONEYA woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
ANDY ROONEY