I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
ANDY ROONEYSooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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