I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
ANDY ROONEYSooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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