I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
ANDY ROONEYSooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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