Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
AMBROSE BIERCEConsul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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