RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
AMBROSE BIERCECorporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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