Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
AMBROSE BIERCECorporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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