Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
AMBROSE BIERCEBrain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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