There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
AMBROSE BIERCEBrain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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