He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
AMBROSE BIERCEFidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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