The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
AMBROSE BIERCEFidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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