In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
AMBROSE BIERCEVote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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