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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

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Body Decay Life Selfish
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Advantage Election Good Stolen
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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