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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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Body Fortune Goodness Purity Uncomfortable
Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Entertainment Innocent Military Popular
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Himself Listening Person Talk
Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Division Domain Forever Hope Present
Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Believe Divine Need Neighbor Religion Spiritual
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Appearance Art Color Fools White
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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God Man One Liner Reason Sleep
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Food Place Religion Service State
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Community Marriage Master Mistress Slave
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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God Place Teaching War
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Advantage Election Good Stolen
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Country Fools Freedom Instrument Power
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Belief Manifestation Opinion Statement
They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Animal Born Egg Loud Lying
True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Man Philosophy True Woman
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Death Edit Revision Sin

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