Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
AMBROSE BIERCELitigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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