Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
AMBROSE BIERCEDemocracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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