Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
AMBROSE BIERCEWar is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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