Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
AMBROSE BIERCELIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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