Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
AMBROSE BIERCELIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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