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Ambrose Bierce Quote - There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Country Fools Freedom Instrument Power
Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Labor Pregnant Property
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Device Profit Responsibility
MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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Brain Fact Himself Mindset Mysterious Nature
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Ambition Himself Name Patriot
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Food Place Religion Service State
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Final Funny Rich
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Democracy Lamb Lunch Vote Wolf
Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Administration Condition Country Failure Himself Leaving Person Politics Security
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Add Fools Funny Himself Time
To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Accident Eyes Failure Perspective Success
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Disguised Patience Virtue
True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Man Philosophy True Woman
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Happiness Temptation Weakness
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Law Oneself Skills
Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Business Cheating Complete Steal Success

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