I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
AMBROSE BIERCEForgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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