The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
AMBROSE BIERCEULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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