In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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