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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.

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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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