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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Adam Carolla

If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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Bird Human Remain Size Street Tax
I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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All Artistic Different Favorite Podcasting Radio Script
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Form Format Freedom Mess Podcasting
When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Especially Lot Missing More Partner Television
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Air Conservative Country People Place Stories Story Use
I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Blue Collar Doofus Guy Valley
Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Advice Best Force Mine Order Question Work
California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Country Fall Forty-Five Look School
My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Building Car Life Some Working Wrenching
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Besides Birth Control Everything Funny Giving Humor Pill Women
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Actually Chance Chick Funny Humor Mercedes Name
There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Card Cue Good Need Pressure Read Reader Ton
What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Common Sense Fist Hand Lawyer Sanitizer
I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Bought Count Counting Lazy Normally Vote
If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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Absolutely Ever Funny Humor Idea Relationship
I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Crazy Funny House Lonely Ratio Roof Someone Talk

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