I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
ADAM CAROLLAIf the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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