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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Adam Carolla

The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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Beer Bottle Butterfly Chased Idea Sell Water
But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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