Don’t do your best, do my best.
ADAM CAROLLAIf the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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