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Adam Carolla

I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Biggest Coffee Soccer Soft Thinking Whatever World
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Bridge Built Done Meant Women
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Daughter Issue Love Mother Much Women
Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Christmas Country Dad Feel Instantly Kid Wrong
Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Advice Best Force Mine Order Question Work
I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Care Connection Country Hollywood Protection
If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Accomplishment Feel Good Should Yelled Yourself
I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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