They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
ADAM CAROLLAThey advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
ADAM CAROLLAJunior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
ADAM CAROLLAWelfare is monetary methadone.
ADAM CAROLLAThe shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
ADAM CAROLLAThe very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
ADAM CAROLLAShould women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
ADAM CAROLLAChicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLAI didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
ADAM CAROLLAWe never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
ADAM CAROLLAI’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
ADAM CAROLLAThe pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAMy life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
ADAM CAROLLA