Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAYou don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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