The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
ADAM CAROLLAYou don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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