To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
ADAM CAROLLAYou don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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