I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
ADAM CAROLLASo most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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