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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.

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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Museums Rembrandt Somebody Spend Walking
There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Better Certain Expert Man Thing Unique Women
To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Ability Assess Honest Honestly Important More Something Working
We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Always Country Going Gone See Want
Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Heo Methadone Monetary Organisation Welfare
We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Brush Front never Own Pick Stand
I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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Calm Fine Natural Real Realist Sexist Simple
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Boom Fast Next Podcast Radio Segment Thing Very
Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Christmas Country Dad Every Imagine Seeing Three Year
But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Drywall Hundred Idea Making Stacking Thousand
A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Crisis Dalliance might Paper People Practice Right Truthful
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Government Kind Mom Occasional Participated Welfare
Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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Bear Chasing Depressed
If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.

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