I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
ADAM CAROLLASo most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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