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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.

Adam Carolla

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Challenge Funnier Morning Reason Water
I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Country Differences Drunk Funny Guess Hard Work Humor Worked
I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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