I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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