Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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