I’m a comedian, not a politician.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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