People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
ADAM CAROLLAI saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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