It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
ADAM CAROLLACalifornia is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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