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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Anybody Attention Ill Money Power Thought Towards Will
I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Audience Monetization Really Secondary Thinking
Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Any Form Over Shape Taking Talk Way Weird
It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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All Artistic Different Favorite Podcasting Radio Script
Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Desire People Political Some Sort Strong Thinking Wrap
You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Cruise Feeling Good Internet Name Walk
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Chick Guy Mean Money People Successful Thinking
If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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