It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
ADAM CAROLLAI give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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