I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
ADAM CAROLLAI give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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