The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
ADAM CAROLLAI give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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