The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
ADAM CAROLLAI give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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