Don’t do your best, do my best.
ADAM CAROLLAI give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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