People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
ADAM CAROLLAThe shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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