I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
ADAM CAROLLAThe shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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