Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
ADAM CAROLLAThe shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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